User:Systemdertoten

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Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Sergeant
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
Sergeant
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!


MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
No hammer and sickle This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
NO This user doesn't care.
Baphomet
This user walks down the
left hand path
.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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Militant atheist This user is a militant atheist.

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.


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