User:SysRq/werks
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Status: Retarded Retired; IRC?: No; Currently: Going back to bed. Wake me up next year, Chris you bastard.
Responding: No; Last updated: 06:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Responding: No; Last updated: 06:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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edit Articles I claim to be mine
- American flag lapel pin
- HowTo:Pee In a Cup
- I don't know Rewrite
- HOMG CLICK FOR N00DZ
- Charles Lindbergh Rewrite Featured!
- Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald Featured!
- Veteran Featured!
- Why?:Blame Hitler Collab with TheLedBalloon Featured!
- UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex Featured! Top 10 of 08!
- Dishwasher Featured!
- Coors Light Presents: The American Man
VFH Hopeful! - Andy Rooney Featured!
- Millions Of Americans
- Abortion
VFH Hopeful! - Southern People
VFH Hopeful! - George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 Featured!
- UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel
- All to All, By My Mustard Collab with Dr. Skullthumper VFH hopeful!
edit Terrible articles that I'd rather were NOT mine
edit Articles that used to be mine (2007 articles written before the name change)
- Jesii
- Black Karl Marx
- Undo
- Everything
- HowTo:Pronounce §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
- America is the best!!! Featured!
- HowTo:Eat a Snickers Bar Without Offending Homosexuals
edit UnNews Stories I claim to be mine
- UnNews:Italian loser buys Texas town, seller is amused
- UnNews:Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
- UnNews:Husband comes out as gay, wife not surprised
- UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is
VFH hopeful!
edit UnNews Audio Talkie Show Thingies
- File:UnNews Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East.mp3
- File:UnNews Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts.mp3
- File:UnNews Giant beats Patriot in Super Bowl.mp3
- File:UnNews Clinton quits race for Whitehouse.mp3
edit Songs I wrote
edit Articles I have WIP'd here on the namespace
- User:SysRq/High School Rewrite
- User:SysRq/Kraft Rewrite
- User:SysRq/UnScripts:Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry Movie
- User:SysRq/UnBooks:The Book Formerly Known As The Prince
- User:SysRq/Undecided Voters Exposed: Two Years of WTF
- User:SysRq/Painfully Sarcastic Girl In My Art Class Who Never Shuts Up About Twilight
- User:SysRq/UnNews:Our Five-Day Forecast with James Williams...James?
- User:SysRq/Christmas Commercialism
- User:SysRq/Palpatine Collab with Cajek Outline
- User:SysRq/Lyle Crump Collab with Orian57
{{WIP}} it. Into shape. Shape it up. Get it straight. Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. To {{WIP}} it. {{WIP}} it good.
edit Awards I've made
This is a list of reasons to be nice to me awards I've made.
User:SysRq/awards/favoritepersonObsolete. See below.- User:SysRq/awards/favoriteperson2008
- User:SysRq/awards/leastfavoriteperson2008
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User:SysRq/World's Best Friend Award

