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Congratulations, you have been selected by SysRq as this year's Least Favorite Person! Why might he hate you so much? Was it the rape? The whining? The constant borrowing of money? The rape? The refusal to acknowledge your hygiene (or lack thereof)? The rape? Whatever it is you did, you deserve this. Display it proudly, my friend. With any luck, you may win it again next year.