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|I love you!|
Congratulations, you have been selected by SysRq as this year's Favorite Person! Your constant willingness to be his wingman, to pay for the pizza, to stay cool when the cops keep asking questions, to not say anything when you found that video on his hard drive of him losing his virginity to a rake, and your genuine acceptance of his new haircut all contributed to your earning of this award. Keep up the good work, valued friend!