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This pretty glass trophy could be yours!

Welcome to yet another pointless and totally unofficial award! The World's Best Friend Award goes to the user who has best served as a friend to Uncyclopedia, Uncyclopedians, and the world over the past month. They may exhibit qualities of reliability and trustworthiness, make for a great designated driver, and know when to leave you alone with your lady friend. This award is for that individual who is always ready to step up and "take one for the team."

[edit] Nominators

Nominating is easy. Just ask yourself the following questions about the user you plan to nominate:

Is this person...

...not me? (No self noms. Whore)
...always there for me?
...a registered user? (IPs are not people and are therefore ineligible.)
...not currently banned?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then go ahead and put that user down for a nomination.

Oh, and be sure to add {{User:SysRq/VoteBFF}} to their userpage.

[edit] Voters

Voting is even easier. Ask yourself the following questions about a user you plan on voting for:

Is this person...

...me? (Voting for yourself is encouraged.)
...the only person I'm voting for this month? (Only vote for one user per month.)
...always there for me?
...a person? (Remember that some Uncyclopedians may not necessarily be people. Beware.)

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then this is probably a good candidate for your vote.

[edit] Winners

Winning the World's Best Friend Award entitles you to the following:

A handy template for your userpage.
Adding BFF to your sig.
Adding your name to the list.
A steak dinner, on us.

[edit] Past Winners

Luvvy • YesTimeToEdit/SysRq • Cajek • Orian57 • Mnbvcxz • Tagstit • Gerrycheevers • Mahm00shA • Zheliel • Guildensternenstein

[edit] Losers

Umm...sorry? Better luck next month.

[edit] Official (lol) Nominations For August

[edit] Sonje (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 4 Girlies~~(?)~~!

Nom and Bless She admitted she missed me, so I guess she's a friend again. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:53,2August,2009
For --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:58, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
For. User:Zheliel • Talk 09:21 October 19
For. I should also point out it's no longer August. Why does no body check this anymore? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:17, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Sisreck is gone, you know. But he's still active on twitter, preaching atheism, pwning the religious and so forth.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 16:27, November 6, 2009 (UTC)