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Band Director
Scientific classification
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Sauropsida
Order Pterosauria
Family Rhamphorhynchidae
Genus Rhamphorhynchus
Species musicedica
Binomial name
R. musicedica
Primary armament Baton
Secondary armament Voice
Power supply N/A
Health 30
Mana 5
Strength 9
Intelligence 8
Weight 110kg
Length 160cm
Special attack Bad sweaters
Conservation status
Not endangered enough

The Rhamphorhynchus musicedica, commonly known as a Band Director, is the closest modern relative to a pterosaur. Its natural habitat is, not unlike other pterosaurs of the Jurrasic Period, middle school and high school band rooms.

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