Welcome to VFU, the only voting page on Uncyclopedia to have "FU" conveniently built into the title!

Here you can nominate and vote for users you want on Uncyclopedia.

Rules:

1. Don't nominate people who already have accounts. That's just redundant.
2. Don't be redundant.
3. Don't make me come over there.
4. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
5. At the beginning for the month, users will decide if we need more users.
6. If so, then voting will commence for the month. The three nominations that receive the most votes are considered to have won.
7. Once a nomination wins or loses, absolutely no action will be taken. We can't control whether or not certain people join, for cryin' out loud.
8. By participating in VFU, you agree to pretend to have read our terms and conditions.