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Eating gravy is a practice older than time itself. If you yourself feel the need to eat gravy, follow these simple steps:

Step One

First, look for gravy. Gravy can usually be found on meat, so buy some meat.

Step Two

Second, you must wash the gravy in a pan. Cooking the gravy isn't advised.

Step Three

Finally, now that the gravy is clean, you can eat it. Enjoy!