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With the Internet now getting bigger almost daily, it is getting more and more important to use the right browser. Studies have shown that users using a good browser outperforms users with average browsers by roughly 20 images of pornography per hour. That's a lot of boobies!


To help you find the browser that is right for you, Uncyclopedia provides the following easy-to-use tree structure:

Complete fucking retards:

You should use... Internet Explorer


Non-complete fucking retards:

Using x86 architecture

  • Best for beginners
You should use... Opera
  • Best for average users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for expert users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for beginners
You should use... Opera
  • Best for average users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for expert users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for beginners
You should use... Opera
  • Best for average users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for expert users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for beginners
You should use... Opera
  • Best for average users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for expert users
You should use... Opera

Using Solaris architecture

  • Best for beginners
You should use... Opera
  • Best for average users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for expert users
You should use... Opera

Using PowerPC architecture

  • Best for beginners
You should use... Opera
  • Best for average users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for expert users
You should use... Opera

Other architectures

  • Best for beginners
You should use... Opera
  • Best for average users
You should use... Opera
  • Best for expert users
You should use... Opera

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