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15-cm KillMach 2007-1

I never new such a device would be present behind the freezer.

The remarkable machine not only repare the food, it dicliplind the staff. The Officer began to show the explorer around the place....

The Officer began in the sparse wastland of the Island, "It really is the most magnificanet machine, it does everyhtng required that it neccenecery for one to know a condemmed man....

I saw the McDonalds now deserted...

"You are traveller, surely you can see the need for this wonderful invention...

As the explorer walked around the device whilst eating some fries he wondered weather the franchises on the Island were


I will rise up again to rule the colony and provide you with substandard food

And so he left, in full knowledge...

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