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Germany, also known as Deutschland, or by bitter poor people, Naziland. It has had a turbulent history with it's crazy inhabitants hellbent on world domination, a change which aside form the British they are 'reasonably' successful at. They are ranked N.10 in the Bilderberg world influence index, with Heidi Klum, Germany's most famous person, being ranked as a Number 4 voracious lizard queen.
They are famous for repeated failed attempts at world domination, insane philosophers and having the most revolting diets in Europe, being mostly made up of Kebabs, Sausages and cheap beer, ad nauseum.
Hume summed German history thus
Germany's past has been dictated by a desire to see what they want to see, not what reality presnts, and as such they, along with England, present the melting pot of romnticism and cabbage heads" (David Hume, German History)
Wacky Fad Christianity
Germany first invented publishing the world's first mass media, Johann Gutenberg
Germany is broken up into feuding regions which are largely independent who coupled with German agorgcne ensures bureaucracy
There is a barren northern realm, coupled with a heavily forested southern region. the rest is mad up of cities such as Dusseldorf, Hamburg throughout some loosely and ignorantly defined central belt. The south east has many wonderful pace like Hamburg and servel other smaller places such as Heidelberg filled with even more snooty Germans. All areas of Germany are filled with filthy Eastern Europeans and many Germany's have close relations with them.
Germany also has some of the most spoilt landscapes in Europe with more wind-farms than anywhere else, these apparently make up for the pollution from their large cars and universal flatulence form a solely meat based diet.
Germany has Europe's largest economy, this is chiefly based around several industries which Google will soon take over however, such as publishing, chemical,
edit Overpriced value retentive ugly cars
Who could question the safety and fuel efficiency of German cars?
Germany's car induty has been a boon for the country a their cars are widely used by criminals to look cool and legitimate. These cars are also used by men of 'smaller' atures to compensate for size.
Peter Mandelson has said that, Germany's automotive industry is an inspiration for the UK who will one day have a car industry like Germany's
Germans excel and being every one's friend around the world and have throughout history been friendly with weapons, Bismarck anti-semitism and today, economic dominance over everyone except China.
Dislike of Juden.
All of Germany's culture comes from
German's developed the world most ugly buildings which is another export thay excel at
edit Wurst + Bier + Bottom Slapping
This is a Germans favorite past-time
edit Overall conclusions
|From the land that brought so many notable confused metaphysicians, industrialists, despots and unnerving musick, what promise does Germany offer for a new century of conflict and economic and cultural confusion. Precisely nil, mine frund|
edit See also
- European Union - An Economic Island of crap countries which Germany rules