User:Sweet Potato Vines

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Unknown to the general public, Sweet Potatos actually do have vines. They are just invisible. No. Really. Im serious. This formula proves it!

Sweet Potato+Vines+An Arsehole= Sweet Potato Vines+shit=YEAH

--Sweet Potato Vines 09:45, 14 June 2009 (UTC) CERTIFIED BULLCRAP

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Sweet Potato Vines was born in a cave in the town of Innsmouth, on the 11th of September, 1911. His mother, the fictional Monster Cthulhu, died whilst giving birth to Potato, so He was left as an orphan. Potato trolled the streets, sleeping under doormats and mugging people for gold and trinkets. At the age of 11, he was taken in by H.P Lovecraft. Potato told his life story to Lovecraft, who stole the idea of Cthulhu, threw Potato out a window and wrote several thousand books on the stolen idea. Well, Potato was rightly pissed off, but he didn't let if fase him. Instead, he swam across the world to Australia, where he now resides, playing games, writing retarded articles on silly sites, and dressing up as a woman.

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