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Hi! My name isn't Svlad, but we'll labor under the assumption that it is...
Welcome to Svlad Cjeli's Homepage!(I couldn't afford one of those free ones on GeoCities)
...anyway, I'm way too old, educated (and nice) to write the crap that you see on this site with my (fake) name on it. Or any of the IP addresses that I generally use. I just seem to get dumb, stupid, redundant and dumb from reading Uncyclopedia. I'll bet that's never happened to j00!
But if you a have more plausible reason to explain my attempts to make Terrence and Philip appear high-brow, tell me here.