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I'm So Good at writing
You won't believe it! I am a God of Divine Inspiration, descended to Earth, for with my words illuminate those who walk on the path of Humble Receptance, as I am here to humiliate those who wanders in the desert of Vanity and Self Pride. Those who searches the mercies of taste, wits and wisdom Will be lifted to the skyes of , those in badly need of guidance to the steep cliffs of Arrogance and Conciet will get the final push over the egde to Ego Destruction by my words.
And I can write Puns to!
Have a look:
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Many come to this place in pilgrimage, in fulfillment of a great and dangerous quest, or to just avoid any reference to Euroipods, but all are invited to share the many feasting halls. Wild boar and flowing mead, good company and many fine tales. Wild boar, flowing mead, good company and fine tales not included.
Join us today! Waes Hail!!!
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edit I suck So at Graphics
You want believe it. Neither did my school teachers. I am left handed. My first name is Jerk(er). I can't draw a straight line without crushing the pencile. And digital improvements won't bite on me. I never got past MsPaint.
I hate them pictures so much. It's all my parents fault. They didn't encourage me to read pornography. So this is the best I can do. I am sorry. Now go away! Please!
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