User:Super Jesus

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1337 This user is elite.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is reading your thoughts!

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
sub subliminal!
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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