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edit Somewhere, While the City Sleeps
When a regular bastard just won't do, you need
edit Personal Information
- Fax (censored)
- Smoke Signals One big cloud, then two tiny ones
- Psychic Mind Request Think of Cheese
- Gigantic Flashlight The Bastard Signal
- Secret Identity Hey, Shit for Brains, it's a Secret.
edit Editing Style
Bastards care not for "improving" articles, but rather just saying random shit here and there, when they feel like it. Go fuck yourselves if you have a problem with this, because no doubt you'll probably do some pussy thing like putting tags all over the place.