User:SuperBario

“Everybody has one, but they always tend to be overlooked”

~ SuperBario on noses

I bets I cans bounce atops that there tortoise.

This user is a total UKer and is terribly polite (British Uncyclopedians)

• SuperBario is a non-existant character from a non-existant video game.
• SuperBario is often mistaken for an Italian plumber for some inexplicable reason.
• SuperBario is a new user on Uncyclopedia, and will always be a new user; he only registered tomorrow.
• SuperBario has nothing else to say about himself.

My Creations

• Star Trek: The Next Generation. It seemed to be the only Star Trek series that had not written itself into an article, so SuperBario thought he would save it the trouble.
• Matter. (FEATURED) It was on the top 50 wanted articles with 65 other articles linking to it.

Ideas and Works in Progress

Some of these have been up here for some time, and SuperBario does intend to get around to them. Unfortunately, he has a rather short att

• Elim Garak - Requested Article. (Another user has now taken this on)
• Zachary Quinto
• The Submerged Potato Fairy - The anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster.
• Search for Terrestrial Intelligence
• Stardust - This is not the film Stardust (Movie), but the stuff that the sun and the stars are made of.
• ESA (European Space Agency)
• Generic Theory of Probably Something - Requested Article.
• Charles Pendleton-Smythe - The scientist credited with the Generic Theory of Probably Something.
• Subspace
• Backspace

Decoration

Commander of the Order
	This user created Star Trek: The Next Generation, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us! (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

Conclusion

SuperBario is stupid, lazy and has no ideas of his own.

See Also

• SuperMario