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He is a tall human male with two arms, two legs, and one head along with other important physical features that we're not going to get into right now, who is able to speak and comprehend the English language rather well. It remains to be seen if he can write English sentences together correctly with.
He currently lives in Charleston, South Carolina. He is involved in a profession that doesn't involve comedy nor proper grammar, which is a shame because it would make his life a lot more interesting. The closest he could come to a joke is by telling people that he was originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, which is also a shame because he actually does come from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.
He likes to refer to himself in the third person when writing this entry about himself and in his past life, he married a chair.