User:Stupid Fat Hobbit

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

“Argh!! What's he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!”

~ Gollum on Hobbits

Rebuttal

Contrary to the rumours that appear to be circulating, I am not stupid, fat, or a hobbit. In fact, I am smarter than you, lithe as a barrel of elves, and waaaay less fictional than a hobbit. I freely admit to any and all other accusations.