User:Stupid Fat Hobbit

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“Argh!! What's he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!”
~ Gollum on Hobbits

edit Rebuttal

Contrary to the rumours that appear to be circulating, I am not stupid, fat, or a hobbit. In fact, I am smarter than you, lithe as a barrel of elves, and waaaay less fictional than a hobbit. I freely admit to any and all other accusations.

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