User:Stumbo/Kim Jong-Un Named Supreme Leader of Uncyclopedia
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29 December 2011
Unfortunately, the ungracious Un was unimpressed. In an uncompromising speech at the U.N., he vowed to "unleash the undead." He also unequivocally described as "unfounded" the unremitting rumors that he was changing his name to Double-Plus-Un.
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