This is where I've been forced to store my mentally insane awards and titles. Please don't disturb them, as doing so may be hazardous to your health.
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 | Captain of Imperial Colonization This loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Captain of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy. |
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| Featured Article: HowTo:Part the Red Sea This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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| Featured Article: Gore Theory This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
| Featured Colonization: Creationism This Rejector of Science contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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| Colonization: Discordianism This ~Pope~ contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
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| This user created Don't Eat The Yellow Snow, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
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| This user created Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
