User:StrayBullet

“Such a shame he's straight!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Worlds Most Sexy Men According to Wilde.

“Pay attention when you talk to me, OKAY?”

~ Tony Montana to Felipe on My father kicked my mothers stomatch when she was pregnant and I have no brothers

“You won't shoot you lazy motherfucker!”

~ John Lennon's on last words to Felipe

“A real Crap Artist, that's for sure!”

~ Philip K. Dick on Essays on Crap Artists

“You swear that thing in the glass was water?”

~ Viktor Yushchenko on a party in Felipes house

“Jesus hates him...and me.”

~ Morrissey on Who put a cock in my mouth?Smiths best hits

Beliefs

• I believe that the world would be better if noone ever fuck ugly girls;
• I believe that the world would be better if p2p were banned;
• I believe that the world would be better if Cansei de Ser Sexy's taxi fell in a cliff;
• I believe that a bearded, long-haired dude came 2000 years ago and teach men to love whores;
• I want to believe;
• I believe Maddox, from thebestpageintheuniverse, created the world;
• I once believed;
• I believe I'm illiterate.

Articles

• Philosophy of Control

Contributions

• A worse world to live;
• Oscar Wilde quotes;
• a lot of stuff I just come by;