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“Who is the baddest of them all?”
|Nickname||Dang it, <insert name here>|
|Owner||The ol' ball & chain|
Insert witty remarks here. Be sure to greet the wife who may be reading this.
It started off when I was yet an embryo....
Golf. Oh, how I loathe thee. Eklund sucks (zing!).