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Lupus is a psycho-sensual genetic condition of the body's organs that enables the sufferer to attain immortality.
The virus was first isolated at the Kinshasa Institute for Secular Science in 1993 by two men in white lab coats, an Amway distributor, Martha Stewart and Ron Howard's brother Clint. The team quickly learned that the entity was really just a combination of a lion and a virus. All five individuals took a solemn oath to conceal their discovery from the world but were eventually betrayed by the Amway distributor.
Notable Lupus Victims:
- famous English locksmith.
- 6 whole walnuts
- 200 ml mayonnaise
- 1 can Cream of Mushroom Soup
- 50 ml rice vinegar
- 1 large egg
- 10 ml ground black pepper
- 10 ml cinnamon
- 1 snack size bag ripple potato chips
Preheat oven to 200o C.
Grind walnuts with a greased mallet. Crush potato chips, set aside. In a small bowl, mix egg, black pepper and cinnamon. Stir constantly. Add the vinegar a little at a time until a smooth film appears. Sprinkle walnuts into the mixture and beat with a tuning fork until frothy and add soup a little at the time, stirring constantly.
Smear mayonnaise on upper lip and both cheeks until an even sheen appears from lip line to the lower rim of the eye sockets. Pour frothy mixture into a dry casserole top with crushed potato chips, and bake 45 minutes until bubbly.
Serve with a roll and salad. Its a good thing.
Enjoy! You have now cured lupus.
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