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Court is a place where people get to moan at other people for doing stuff wrong. Normally it ends up someone winning a moaning argument (The judge) and after the judge wins someone goes to a hole with a bed in the hole. The whole idea of a court then is to scream at the opposition hopping to be innocent. You can be sent to court for several reasons. Here are some examples:
1.) Farting in a cops face
2.) Prodding someone very hard with a stick
3.) Having something on your body straight and using it for inappropriate reasons (males)
When you are guilty you have some smurfs come and take you away to the hole I was on about earlier.