User:Steven Weston

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“ Who the hell? ”
~ Oscar Wilde on Steven Weston

“Who the hell?”
~ Captain Obvious on Steven Weston
“Who the hell?”
~ Steven Weston on Steven Weston

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“In Soviet Russia, too many userboxes have YOU!! ”
~ Russian Reversal on having too many userboxes
 This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.
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“In Soviet Russia, $\sqrt {v^2-2as}=u$
~ Russian Reversal on an equation of linear motion

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