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Standartenführer is an extremely racist bastard with no regard for Liberals or any other mindless zombie races led by evil lizard people. He enjoys long walks on the beach where we should all be drilling for oil right now instead of bowing down to Al Gore. It would be in your best interest not to cross him, or throw a bunch of chat speak at him considering he a Grammar Nazi. One or both of these actions will cause him to get very agitated and probably shout, "Sieg Heil!" and shoot you in the gut with a Walther.