Yeah, that's my name. I'm a stupid new kid to uncyclopedia. My fiancée is an admin @ wikipedia and we're having a fight. >: ( YOU'RE ON THE COUCH UNTIL YOU ADMIT THE CURTAINS LOOK NICE, ADAM.
Bear in Mind
I'm American. Football that sport in which God often plays. Also, All I know about David Beckham is that he is hot, and he married Posh Spice. But I promise I won't go around taking the "u" out of words such as "glamour", "harbour", and "armour"...even if they look just plain weird to me.
