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edit Staz DiMarca
Yeah, that's my name. I'm a stupid new kid to uncyclopedia. My fiancée is an admin @ wikipedia and we're having a fight. >: ( YOU'RE ON THE COUCH UNTIL YOU ADMIT THE CURTAINS LOOK NICE, ADAM.
edit Bear in Mind
- I'm American. Football that sport in which God often plays. Also, All I know about David Beckham is that he is hot, and he married Posh Spice. But I promise I won't go around taking the "u" out of words such as "glamour", "harbour", and "armour"...even if they look just plain weird to me.
- My cubicle sucks and I want this one.
- Christopher Walken is sexy. I want to make an article for him but I suck at that stuff.
- Phred Phelps is in the closet oh my god.
- I do not liek mudkipz.