User:Squeezeweasel

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Weasel squeezing is an ancient craft. Weasels are bitey, but generally good-hearted.

I am a lady weasel. Please stop calling me 'he'.

I am quite new. Please be kind.

Things I have been done gone done been

• Judy Garland
• Kraft Cheese
• Parasites
• Flying monkeys
• Prose
• Gremlin
• Worcestershire Sauce

Things I have been done gone done been a bit of

• Hangover (Cures)
• Island of Lesbos (Poetry)