User:Spuds1/Die Hard 81
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| Die Hard 81|
aka Die Hard: With A Pacemaker
|Directed by||Chuck Norris|
|Written by||Chuck Norris|
|Produced by||Chuck Norris|
|Distributed by||Chuck Norris Films|
|Release date||18 May 2045|
|MPAA Rating||CS (Crappy Sequel)|
After Evil McVillan steals a nuclear weapon and threatens to blow up the headquarters of Krispy Kreme doughnuts ,where Holly McClane is a hostage, John McClane pops a viagra and goes to save the day. Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker!.
“Fuck Yeah! That's the fucking shit right there, motherfucker!”
edit Uncut DVD
Die Hard 81 - The Ultimate Definitive Special Limited Collectors Uncut Extended Edition: The Director's Cut became one of the most pirated DVDs in history. It featured a shitload of special features including the very popular all f-bomb audio track, and 75 audio commentaries.