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editSince you probably didn't bother to look at the colorful boxes on the right, here's my story
I joined Uncyclopedia on 5.8.2010 (not too long ago), and I have no sense of humor. At all. I have no idea why I'm here. I've written no articles; the most I've done is write this. And it's not very witty. Oh well, your loss.
They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberalactivist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)