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| Ascetic Award|
This user likes to leave Uncyclopedia, and therefore all of civilization as we know it, and go live in a cave for months at a time to either search for some religious truth, hide from the Law, or just to escape an obsessed ex-girlfriend.
Fellow ascetic, I feel for thee. Keep on being an outcast! -- 21:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)