Wal-Mart's One and Only Republic of China

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中华沃尔马共和国
Zhōnghuá Warema Gònghéguó

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Always Low Prices"
National Anthem: "Money makes the world go around!"
File:Mapchina.jpg
Official language	Business
Capital	Foreign
Government	U bet!
Major Issue	Target!
CEO	Mao Zedong III
National Heroes	Mao Zedong, Jackie Chan, Sun Tzu, Hudson Leick and an anonymous Shaolin priest, presented in all Chinese movies, flying
Established	When dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
Currency	YuWang
Religion	Persecution

Open at the following times:

• Weekdays 08:00 - 23:00
• Saturdays 09:00 - 23:00
• Sundays 09:00 - 18:00
• Chinese New Year Closed Open - you Pay + 10 %

Contents 1 Departments 1.1 Penetration Store 1.2 Dairy products 1.3 Perfume 1.4 Tools 1.5 Toys 1.6 Underwares 1.7 Garden 1.8 Complaints 1.9 Customer service 1.10 Wholesale 2 Politics 2.1 Recognition 2.2 Manufacturing and Export Markets 3 See Also

[edit] Departments

[edit] Penetration Store

A store where any loser or ANYTHING can go and get penetrated by ANYONE! No matter how ugly you are, people will love to do it. However, you may get chlamydia.

[edit] Dairy products

Clean up on isle 666. The village capitalist got loose again.

[edit] Perfume

Wonton Noodle for the lady or Ching-Chang-China-Man for the gentleman.

[edit] Tools

Ever wonder why everything you assemble that's made in China comes with an allen wrench? That's because the Chinese love allen wrenches! The nice hexagonal shape inspires efficiency. And strange sex with very little boys.

[edit] Toys

Wal-Mart China toys makes the cheap look expensive. Like Fang xi Lin

Not in the sense that the cheap things they make has an extraordinary luster, but that ordinary cheap things made elsewhere look like treasures compared to the stuff this country produces. They Gaurente a delicious lead coating.

[edit] Underwares

You may think that those fancy, capitalist Silk thongs are overindulgent, and so does China! In fact, they created a cheaper version for all Wal-Mart stores that was made out of plastic!

[edit] Garden

Garden!!! they don't have enough room in the 2x2 parking lot...and that's a big one for china. And seeing how they eat babies...well I don't know.

[edit] Complaints

All complainers are lambasted by Rush Limbaugh, as it is obvious they have been to a seminar in the disruption of the neo-conservative utopian vision of a return to pre-1865 wages.

[edit] Customer service

Customer service?? Engineer say take back to store.

[edit] Wholesale

Wholesale? Have you been hoarding goods from your brothers in a warehouse?!?

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

[edit] Politics

The Wal-Mart's Republic of China, is the first country in the world which has legally been recognized as a corporation. Previously known as The People's Republic of China, the country was run by the people. Specific people, in fact. These specific people were actually one person Hu Jintao, but his views represented the views of the people. Well, at least the people who haven't been shot. He still remains, but now as CEO instead of Chairman of the Party.

[edit] Recognition

Though seemingly easy to do, many countries have failed to recognise Wal MArt China. This may be due to a politically correct atmosphere that has led people to look past things such as slanted eyes, but the act of recognition is in fact quite easy. Try it.

[edit] Manufacturing and Export Markets

China discovered a market in the year 2001 for 8 billion pairs of socks, with sock production predicted to peak at 90 billion pairs by the year 2030. Entire towns in Wal MArt China have been turned into sock factories to cope with demand. Over 700,000 'donated' political prisoner body organs are sold per month on C-bay. China has been accused of slavery, paying child workers only 3 cents per hour, but Wal Mart Inc. have played down the allegations.

[edit] See Also

• One Asia Policy
• Hong Kong
• Taiwan
• South Korea
• Tupperware
• Political status of Taiwan

Countries and territories of Asia
Euroasia	Cyprus - Georgia (the country, not the US State) - Japan-France - Mother Russia - Turkey (the country, not the bird) - Lebanon
East Asia	People's Republic of China - Hong Kong - Japan - Prosperous True Republic of North Korea - Central Korea - South Korea - Rogue Province of Taiwan, part of the People's Republic of China - Republic of China, Taiwan - Macau
Western Asia	Afghanistan - Armenia - Azerbaijan - Bahrain - Iran - Iraq - The Holy Land - Jordan - Kuwait - Oman - Pakistan - Palestinian Territories - Qatar - SaudiArabia - Syria - United Arab Emirates - Wherethefuckistan - Yemen
Central Asia	The Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan - Kyrgyzstan - The Horde - Tajikistan - Turkmenistan - Uzbekistan - other -stan
South Asia	Bangladesh - Bhutan - Bollywood - Kashmir - Maldives - Nepal - Sri Lanka - True Dalai Lama's Free State of Tibet
Southeast Asia	Lah! - Bitch Nation - Vietcong's Hut - Uncultured state - Barbarian Islands - Asian Las Vegas - East Timor - Laos - Myanmar - The Filipino Empire - Democratic People's Republic of Mindanao

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