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edit Steven Thorpe

edit Thorpeisms

  • "Be quiet and watch the Meerkats!"
  • "Most of you did do well, but half of you didn't."
  • "A new planet in the Solar system has been discovered, named Xena. X-E-N-A, as in the warrior princess."
  • "Have you heard of an Electrostatic Precipitator? No? You haven't lived!"
  • "Welcome back to the wonderful world of Physics!"
  • "Most of your hand is made up of water. And blood. Mainly blood, really."
  • "It's my Disney Balloon. I want to give it to a small child and make their day."
  • "Imagine the charge as a great, big ball of coulomb."
  • "Don't you dare try to learn in my lesson!"
  • "Aliens did not create the universe. If it did, it would have to be one hell of an alien. It would have to be the mother of all aliens."
  • "It's easy to vaporise yourself..."
  • "This equation is very important. It is your friend."
  • "If you were hit by microwaves...You'll be alright, just hide under the bed."
  • "Will someone shut Sargeant up? I'll turn a blind eye."
  • "I don't want to be Obi-Wan, I want to be Chewbacca!" (Proceeds to make a chewbacca snarl)
  • "Sweet heavens of Murgatroid, what do you think you're doing?"
  • "My Words of Wisdom should never be allowed to be viewed by the public."
  • "Thorpedo!"
  • "Let's see how the Tesla has enriched our lives."
  • "Imagine, if you will, a field of wheat..."
  • "They didn't say it would be like this at the interview."
  • "I enrich the subject with vivid metaphor and all I ever get is abuse."
  • "Failure is not funny."
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