“Look. The people you are after are the people you depend on. We check your spelling. We huff your trash. We redirect to your article, we format your text. We even guard your articles while you sleep. Do not fuck with us”
This user has written 11 articles, and so far he hasn't been huffed yet!
This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007. He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him. Sweet. Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sandbox, or spilling beverages.
Spillin Dylan, poised to write another masterpiecearticle load of crap.