User:Speedyexpress48/Magical Girl Madoka Magica
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Puella Magi Madoka Magica, aka Magical Honey Sex Abuse, is a Japanese animu that has taken the
otaku world by storm. Based on a insane man's delusions, the show has gained a vast following from weeaboos around the world due to it's dark and deep premise, which involves art conceived from crack cocaine killing girls over and over and over and over again.
edit Development/Writing(or lack of it)
After the huge success of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha with every lesbian weeaboo on Earth, the directors of Nanoha wanted to make a series where instead of elementary school girls try to kill each other (and fail because friendship), teenage girls who aren't as cute anymore will be killed one by one due to stupidity, outside forces and general emoness. However, since the directors wanted something a bit different from Nanoha, they went to an asylum and had everyone suffer by writing down a plot for the new anime. After careful consideration from the directors, the development work started on THE GREATEST ANIME EVER.
WARNING; THIS IS VERY DEEP AND VERY DARK, PLEASE DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS READ THIS
Madoka Kaname was a normal girl living in a very average neighborhood. Every day was filled with clouds and happiness and cotton fluff and rainbow farts. One day, a transfer student named Homura Akemi in her class gives her a stern warning to stay like how she is. Afterwards, Madoka and her best friend Sayaka Miki go to a CD shop and meet a Kyubey, a small creature that can grant wishes to teenage girls under the condition that they spend the rest of their lives fighting witches, evil creatures created by Andy Warhol for the sole purpose of world destruction. Sayaka and Madoka enter a maze of destruction and are about to be killed as magical girl Mami Tomoe saves them. Kyubey give offers to both girls to become magical girls, and Mami is killed by a cancer snake the next day.