User:Spacko101/Yabo
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“The most unsophisticated japanese person i have ever met.”
“Yabo? He's the fastest freaking walker in the world!”
“You Little Shit!”
| Yabo | |
|---|---|
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Japan |
| Phylum | Gastrotricha |
| Class | Pokemon |
| Order | Carnivora |
| Family | Phocidae |
| Genus | WTF is a genus?! |
| Species | Yabosaurus |
| Binomial name | |
| Yaboyo | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Cigarette |
| Secondary armament | Smoke Attack |
| Power supply | Satanic |
| Health | 2000 |
| Mana | 10000 |
| Strength | +250 |
| Intelligence | -10000 |
| Weight | 80 kg |
| Length | 6 feet |
| Special attack | The Vapors - Turning Japanese |
| Conservation status | |
| Endangered | |
Yabo is Japanese, I think, meaning unsophisticated or sometimes unimportant.
Another meaning of Yabo: A person who thinks everyone is gay! Yabo: Simon is gay! Arun is gay!
edit BEWARE!
This is a typical example of someone who is yabo.
Beware, if u annoy it, it will annoy (and possible kill) you:
- Blows smoke in your face! cigarette smoke is thought to be a carcinogenic chemical, which if inhaled too much turns you into a meat popsicle.
- Force you to kill yourself with all his "your mum" and "is gay" jokes!
- 機械,機械,機械,機械,機械,機械!!!!!!! Take that Yabo!!
edit States of Yabo
Irrespective of the picture to the right, he can change state between zombie and retard:
Retard - If you step within 3 meters of him in this state, he will dribble on you and lick you until you have turned pale.
Zombie - "RAAARR!!! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!!!!!"
