User:Spacehopper

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This is a page about the being known only as Spacehopper. Spacehopper was once a frequent lurker, but one day he decided it was time for him to sharpen his comedy skills, so he spacehopped here. In the process, he invented the verb "spacehop." "Spacehop" is defined as "the action of trying to leap tall buildings in a single bound and accidentally jumping in another direction altogether."

Spacehopper has a strange fascination with the 1990's because a lot of his favorite music came from then, despite the fact that he does not remember living in the 1990's very well. He currently seeks a mentor to help him become a guru in the ways of being obnoxiously extreme.

Spacehopper enjoys basketball, but cannot play it because of his spacehopping. He never jumps in the right direction, and usually misses his shots. As such, he has taken to playing basketball video games and writing about basketball on Uncyclopedia.

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teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
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Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
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This user is one Jolly Rodger.

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Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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