User:Sonic80/Knut
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“This thing is a menace to... Oh, look at his cute little eyes, he's so cute!”
Knut (pronounced Otto Von Bismarck) (born at the Berlin Zoo, somewhere in former Nazi Germany on December 32nd 2009) is a polar bear born to what is considered to be a combination of a polar bear and a cute little baby is currently the subject of current German Music. He is on the rise as one of the greatest german pop sensations ever! Being only six months old has already released 7 albums, 3 documentaries, and is conversing with various movie producers about his first feature length movie[1]
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- ↑ Details of the movie are up on any major movie website, and several YouTube movies.
- ↑ Facts of life void in Alabama
- ↑ At a conservative Estimate 97% of the people who saw this movie payed no attention to the facts of the movie, just Knut. The other 3% were terrorists who used the theater for planning attacks
