User:Sonic80/A Huge Fucking Gorilla with Downs Syndrome
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Rwandan military tactic, which was employed in the late 70s.
The plan was pretty straight forward. It had two main objectives:
- Find a huge fucking gorilla.
- ...With downs syndrome.
- ↑ If said downs syndrome does not exist in the huge fucking gorilla, it was a common practice to attempt to give the huge fucking gorilla downs syndrome, through repeatedly bashing it in the head with a blunt metal object. Often times this would just anger the huge fucking gorilla, and result in a bad case of being mauled to death by an huge angry fucking gorilla on the part of the recruit in charge of giving the huge fucking gorilla downs syndrome.