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19 June 2010


Obama (in red circle) seen praying at Mecca.

WASHINGTON D.C. -- "President" Barack Hussein Obama has just returned to the White House from yet another rather suspicious holiday. However, this time, our reporters have been informed of his position by an anonymous tipster, and have recovered rather shocking images of his ordeal (see picture on right): Obama is seen amongst a crowd of fellow Muslims while praying in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. Also, upon closer inspection, the recognisable spot on the side of his nose can be seen, which means it's not just the case of a look-alike. When asked about this very picture, Obama stated: "Let me be absolutely clear. [...] I am a Muslim."

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