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edit Sir Mahroww

Sure, if it's helps any. SIR MAHROWW!!!! I really don't care about titles/honors, I am just here because my personal ads aren't working. BTW...You have nice tits and all, but I can't really see your face. It's a bit blurry. Can you post more pictures? I am making up God quotes right now, so I'll check back in a little .  :P -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  07:01, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Heh...I made the thx4vote into a fortune cookie -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  00:42, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

And you didn't even have to bribe anyone! Sorry I've been less communicative lately - too much work piling up, etc. However, I put Legogod.jpg on Making up God quotes just now - It looks nice there, and I didn't want it to get on the "orphaned" list... And nobody gets to see the face, M. Especially not the eyelashes. The eyelashes are off limits.  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:49, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
What? You have a life outside Uncyclopedia? Luckily, I work for myself at home so I am not restricted to an 8 hour timeframe in which to get all my work done. Technically the legogod is blasphemous but I don't think anyone long as he's not gay or supporting abortion. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  01:03, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Apple

Are the broken links in the Apple template wishful thinking or deleted crap? If the former is true see IPregnant. I find iYotollah hilarious! It needs to be created. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  08:20, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

It's not my template by any stretch, but my guess would be it's probably a little of both. iPregnant is good! You'd probably be an ideal person to do iYatollah or iYotollah (choose your own spelling) too, and choose your own approach of course... But if it were me, I'd start off with the fact that popular music is frowned upon is Islamic fundamentalist countries - so an iYatollah would be specifically programmed to not play any music. Instead it would be a "Personal Mullah Player" that can only play "Muslim Prayer Level 3 (MP3)" files... But that's just me!  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:38, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
It would only play the Qua'ran, quran, koran (pick YOUR spelling) verses in .mid or .midi format. That is Many Idiosyncratic Divisions of Islam. Your iYatollah would be customized by your family lineage. Shiite! This is complicated. Maybe it would just play "My God is Better Than Your God" set to the tune of the Oscar Meyer "my dog is better than your dog." I'd link to it but I can't find it. It has kids singing it and everything. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  08:51, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
Sounds like you've got the situation well under control, M... I have to go to sleep now, but in the meantime, if you get a chance, could you please take a look at image:CthulhuReadyForHoliday.jpg and tell me if I'm getting any better at this Photoshop stuff? I'm determined to someday pass the "Acid Ammo" test. --Some user 09:03, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
Looks good to me...the FSM looks odd though...doesn't really need a drop shadow because it's in the shadows...if it looks like its floating just tone down the opacity a little on the drop shadow. Personally I think it should be a petroglyph in the rock below him but that's a long explaination. Go here and take a good look around, they have good editorials on how to do things. You might even notice some work that I did...better yet you might notice some fine censorship and a resultant bannination. Heheh...they have word filters there that I found a way around...kept posting the word "bastard" and the admins kept editing it. Finally I started editing the admins edits (ironic witty edits...not just stupid!) and then all the sudden couldn't log on anymore.'s a clip..
Fire Extinguisher >> cozmic fish >> Posted at 4/28/2005 12:28:47 AM:
This comment was totally irrevelant and was deleted. 
-Edited by Divine Intervention on 4/28/2005 7:01:59 AM [Edited by User on 4/28/2005
1:09:11PM]  [Edited by User on 4/28/2005 1:09:56 PM]

The "Divine Intervention" was my edit...I wrote over the Admins name after the comment was deleted and This comment was totally... was added.

So which one were you? And was that what got you banninated? I've been to Worth1000 many times, I might easily have seen some of your stuff already. Hell, I might have downloaded some of it already, and printed it out to hang in my office. One that I'm especially fond of is this pic where someone masked out an Olympic weightlifter, and put him into an aerial landscape shot so that it looks like he's falling out of a plane with no parachute, all while holding onto these huge 300 lb. barbells. I'd post a link, but their seach page is down and there's so much stuff there at this point you can never find anything specific anymore by just browsing. Anyway, off to din-din!  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:21, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
I was "User." It used to say Mahroww but I guess that directly linked to my account...which is locked. Divine Intervention was an Admin's name. I don't remember which one. And yes...this is my last warning...NOTHING. I did recieve a nice bannination e-mail after I tried to figure out what the hell happened. Speaking of hell... That word went uncensored forever but the word BASTARD seemed to cause a problem. Go figure. I am quite proud of my bannination there if you didn't guess already. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  02:17, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

edit The Continuing Crisis

As well you should be. I think they're slightly less arbitrary about that sort of thing here, but that's not to say there haven't been certain... incidents. Also, Zombiebaron voted for your NotM entry, so I was thinking we should add him to the Sir Alec list as IT'S THE ZOMBIEBARON! = THORAZINE BOMB SITE. Unless you think he'd object (or change his mind), of course.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:40, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
or bambi zone or a zion bomber or no bra/a born zombie and if you really want to stretch it... Mr. E. Nazi Boob I say we write people a nice little note like I did to Mhaille. Then if they still don't put anything they are fair game. Hell...why don't you just whip up an invitation template? -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  07:18, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

I Ban Boomerz? --Some user 00:54, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Yay for you

Heh. It's my new award. And you're the first to get it! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:29, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Hey, thanks, T! So if I'm the first one, then hopefully you won't mind if I point out the misspelling of "congratulations", then?
Normally when someone does something nice for me, they get their own anagram quote, but I've been having some trouble with yours. Obviously the name by itself works out as "skint mop," but that's not especially nice-sounding, and this may be much, much worse:

“There is only one thing better than earning s'mores from Tompkins, and that is sperming at Mormon foreskins.”

If I come up with a better one, I'll let you know!  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:34, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Monk Spit, Most Pink, Skimp Not, Skips on MT?, --- oh god...hmmm Tips Monk

Here it is.. AAAAH Tompkins - am sophia tanka -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  08:28, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

I like Monk Tips. It's goin' in... --Some user 00:54, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

I could pretend that i meant to mis-spell it, heh. but i didn't. I guess i should go fix it then. Nice anagram by the way. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:58, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Payback to the wikipedia turds

Hehehe... -- 15:18, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh, great. I knew it would only be a matter of time before tracked me down and found me here... For the last time, dude, I am not your ex-girlfriend Heidi from Robinson High School! There are lots of people around who have similar writing styles and senses of humor to mine, even on this very wiki. One of them may even be the person you're looking for. And besides, I really don't see how that's payback...? There has to be a more effective way of getting revenge than bad poetry and freeware clip-art, surely? --Some user 00:54, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

But, but, I love you! please forgive me! please, please... I adore you! and I love the sweet wikipedia too! I want our shared world to be full of baloons and poetry! please huff me!
Oh, for Pete's sake... OKAY, maybe just this once, but I swear if I had a nickel for every time an anonymous IP address tried to woo me with hearts, flowers, and huffing offers, I'd be a rich man. Or, uhh, a rich woman. Whichever. The point is, revenge is a dish best served cold, topped with strawberries and chopped nuts, but no chocolate sauce. That just makes it all gooey and slimy. --Some user 00:10, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Baconated Grapefruit

You rock! Thanks for fleshing that out, you did a great job. I laughed my ass off when I read it and I was the one who made the original. Eaught! Triddle 17:33, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

No problem, Triddle! Actually, there's been a lot of NRV deleting going on lately, and I was worried that several of your shorter articles might get tagged, even that one, just for being short. (Because I like 'em!) Also, I see you VFH'd it... Maybe a bit premature, and a little too soon after Rocky Mountain Oysters, but we'll see. I'll go ahead and vote for it! --Some user 00:10, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

edit RMS

Hey there. Thanks for your votes for Richard M. Stallman and OCD. ...And for your interesting profile picture. It caught me by surprise. I may need a to book an appointment with my optometrist. ~ T. (talk) 18:05, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome! I would've voted for them sooner, but I was holding off until Rocky Mountain Oysters made the front page. And by the way, those optometrists will rob you blind. I'm holding off until they perfect that new "wetware" implant technology, which is supposed to allow you to view porn without the need of any sort of human interface devices whatsoever. --Some user 00:10, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

edit NFL template

Yeah... I made one, but I don't feel like spamming it to pages, I might get around to it later though. Anyway, yeah i just thought I'd tell you , since you were the one talking about it here. Soo... Template:NFL Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:22, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Nice job! I might get around to shrinking it a tad, though, so it doesn't page-dominate so much. Tell you what, I'll take the AFC, and you can do the NFC, if you promise not to bash the 'Skins too badly in the process. At least you're not a Cowboys fan (tee hee)... And I also saw a couple days back that maybe you're a Sonic Youth fan, too? I'm consistently impressed by you, Tompkins. --Some user 01:58, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Heh, yeah you should've seen the first version, it was about twice the width of a normal page. Anyway, I guess that's a deal, half the teams don't really exist anyway. Oh, and by the way, I just recently got into Sonic Youth, just this last year in fact. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:28, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

edit I'm sucking it in and testing the waters...


"Welcome back!"

For someone wanting to pull back from uncyclopedia, you've been a busy boy! I'm going to try this again. I'm in a better place, eaten so much humble pie I start weight watchers in the morning. Prettiestpretty 01:59, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

True, I've had a couple of days there where it was seriously distracting me. Especially the day I thought of "Walkentology"... And then a couple days ago I think I spent nearly two hours trying to get the lighting right on image:WinstonChainsawMassacre.jpg here. It's still not totally right, but I put it up anyway because it made me laugh pretty much the whole two hours. Hopefully I'll manage to get the time management problem under control again soon... Anyway, it's good to have you back, PP! This place definitely rocked a lot less while you were away!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:08, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Enjoy it while u still can

--Rataube 18:56, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Goce también Tompkins como él caza al acecho Rataube. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:30, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

edit OK, whats the secret

I've been playing with that signature thingy. But what I can't get it to do is make my signature a hotlink back to my page. Whats the secret? Prettiestpretty 22:22, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Eyes Needed

OK< I've set it up in my own sandbox. Go and look and make it pronto Prettiestpretty 02:16, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

OK, its on unnews, but how to do I get to the top of the heap on the main page? And how do I get that pretty signature that you made for me to work? Prettiestpretty 03:37, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Already done, looks like! I think you just click the "Edit" link on the upper-right corner of the "In the news" box, though, don't you? As for the signature, click on "Preferences," then in the "Nickname" box, enter {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} and then be sure to check the "Raw signatures" box.
What I do, though, is just use the regular "no-frills" signature most of the time, and then when I want to impress somebody, I enter the {{User:Some user/sig}} manually. Also, I just tried adding the date/time stamp in as part of the /sig template (which I don't believe anyone else here has tried!), and it seems to be working so far. --Some user 03:59, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Ohhhh, it works! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:42, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Me again. I need you to See Dick and make him pretty. Conent is lacking something. The idea is good, but the outcome is lacking something. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:57, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
OK, I fixed the grammar schtuff and added an animated GIF to it, plus a "next week's lesson" at the end, but I don't see that there's anything much wrong with it specifically... I'll think about it some more, but hey, I laughed! --Some user 02:38, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Your sig

I just thought you might like to know that your current signature appears to display the time that a person loaded the page with your sig on it, not the time you signed a comment. Don't know if that was intentional or not, but in case it wasn't I thought I would alert you. Anyhow, carry on. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 06:13, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

And you fixed it. Nevermind. I'll check recent changes before I leave comments like this and look stupid. ---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 06:15, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
"Stupid"? Never, Isra! Perish the thought! You're one of the smartest people on this whole site. --Some user 06:18, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Roundhouse pic

[1] This is the best I could find, it's not much, put it's about the only one with a fron-view of the face. Use it if you want, otherwise find your own. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:29, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

OK, let me know if you think the "POW!" is too over-the-top. (Actually, I'm sure there'll be plenty of critics chiming in either way!) --Some user 02:11, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Haha, no in fact the "POW!' should be larger. As the old saying goes... 'The bigger the POW!, the better the picture.' Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:16, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

edit WTF?

Keitei seemed to come way out of left field with the "I am an almighty admin and I decide what's funny or not...I could just delete all that crap." Soooo... I decided to investigate because all I know about is on the talk page for Moogawooga which is still there. I came up with nothing. But I did finally read your Veil_of_Smoke_and_Mirrors article but not before seeing the talk page. I think that pretty much sums up why Keitie doesn't "give a crap." I was going to stand up for you and say something diplomatic to K but now I don't think I care. It's not like she is an adult making adult decisions about adult situations. You can look at her post yesterday or the day before in the Village Dump to see that. Uhhh...which isn't there anymore...well sorta [2] Don't take this the wrong way but I am finding this totally humorous. Anyway, you should read my comments to Todd Lyons and keep in mind that I had NO IDEA about the above mentioned VOSAM talk page. I think Todd may think I am a sock puppet of yours. Which is even more funny because I took the time to write all this crap out to you...which makes it EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS.
So, here's what I have gained over the last few hours. Your wikiwhatever articles are BRILLIANT and I now understand a good portion of it. I have wasted a few hours of caring about this "saga" when I should have been editing pictures or adding to the pope page. I can assume that you posses a quality of character that not many can understand. Plus you absolutely hate it when people question your character. Hmmm, that's a nice compliment...I'll stop there. I think I have wasted another 30 mins just getting this typed out with neato links and all. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  08:40, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Not out of left field. He badmouthed me on VFP, for one. For two, have been watching the uploads of these pictures for weeks and I cannot see a viable use for them. Of course I would run through VFD before deleting them. I'm not a rouge admin. Also, please don't insult my age. I don't make snide comments about yours. --KATIE!! 12:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Knog Star!

Looks like you have another featured Cthulhu is on it way...Now it's time to shove Sir Alec in VFH. I fear it wont do well because of the lack of "potty humor" but you never know until you try. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  22:04, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Shove, indeed! I leave the computer for 10 minutes, I come back, and this happens. You're probably right about it not being likely to do well, but like you say, you never know... The funny thing is, I really thought Walkentology was the best article I've written for Uncyclopedia, better than Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet even, and much better than Neuroipods. But I guess it just doesn't have enough cowbell. Anyway, proofing St. Peter is next on my to-do list, but I've gotta do some personal stuff for the next few hours... --Some user 22:29, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
Sir Alec... -2 and hanging in there!!! If we each get 5 sockpuppets and or some may make it! I am relatively sure it got a sympathy vote from Tompkins though. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  04:11, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
I dunno... I thought about calling up my Multiple Online Personality Management Service to take care of it, but they're awfully expensive. And Tompkins probably thought he owed me one for voting for The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game on the Top 10 list. Frankly I'd be happier if more people would vote to delete the Making up Quotes articles that are on VFD at the moment... I mean, all these people chiming in about how they want to delete the whole bunch of 'em, and not a single "Delete" vote from any of those people (other than Rataube, bless his heart) after two days. It's NAZI'd up! Anyway, I still haven't had a go at Pope "St." Peter yet... tonight or tomorrow night, promise... --Some user 04:25, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
NAZI!!!! Okay, I usually keep myself the NAZI out of VFD because I'd probably never vote to keep any of that NAZI. Plus...Moogawooga got the death sentence's a sad place.  :) -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  04:52, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Well, to be fair, Moogawooga was doomed the moment Keitei decided to work her MS Paint magic on it. (If only there were a way to stop certain users from uploading certain file types...) Nevertheless, Moogawooga will return, and he will PWN MORE N00BZ than ever before! For the time being, though, he's on a random select in Making up Anonymous quotes, except for the "naughty" one you did. We'll have to come up with something special for that one. --Some user 04:59, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Hello. I didn't make that image. And Gwax (who originally wrote the article) requested it. And what the CRAP is that image you keep spamming everywhere? I've half a mind to delete them all. --KATIE!! 05:56, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
NAZI, Keitei. Skiddles made the pic but you put it on the page. I keep having people butting in on my conversations...WTF!!? Anyway, you know how I feel about the Moogawooga Saga... I didn't even think to put an "adult" label on the "naughty" one. If you look real hard I guess you can see nipple.
  • I rather enjoy the {expletive} ex-vet pile template if you didn't notice already. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  06:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
"Everywhere"? "Spamming"? They're on one page in the main namespace, and Mahroww and I use them on our user pages. That's it. With all due respect, I resent that accusation very, very deeply. Please check your facts before you accuse people of malfeasance in future, okay? Also, I knew you didn't make that image, but you were asked to, and you're the one who put it there. --Some user 06:16, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Uploading a bunch of useless images onto our servers does qualify as spam in my opinion. I've been trying to find some humor value for a few weeks now, and I really see none. As for the image, yes, I was asked to, and yes, I was happy to oblige. Seeing as it was his article, and your image.... made no sense, and he'd asked for a platypus, I didn't see a problem with replacing it. Take complaints to gwax. Don't start your little paranoid "saga". --KATIE!! 06:22, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
OK, that's it. Over and out. --Some user 06:28, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Popes

Hey, I have Pope Peter's template ready to go. It looks pretty good, I may tweak the background of the image a little though. I didn't write anything yet but I have a general idea all ready to go. I am going to model it after wikipedia and insert Family Guy stuff where necessary. Let me know if you have any great ideas, otherwise I'll ask you to proof it once I write it. Next up is Pope Linus...of course it's going to be modeled after wikipedia and then heavily influenced by Peanuts. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  08:31, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Sounds like fun! And sure, I'll proof 'em, no problem (within my current time constraints, natch). How many are you planning to do, anyway? It's kind of scary-looking that you're starting with St. Peter... If you tried to do all of them, you could be at this for years. --Some user 01:25, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
The first 3 for sure, Peter, Linus, and Cletus. All not-able cartoon characters. If they turn out nicely I might go up until Constantines time (edict of milan or counsel of Nicaea) and just say it stops there due to corruption. Or maybe go off on a Gnostic tangent. Personally I don't see it goin that far but you never know. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  07:38, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
Okay, I got a rough draft goin...-- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  08:05, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

edit So.

I see you've taken a dislike to my so-called images.

I object.

For one, I do not create them to be individual works of genius. I create images to be placed where they are needed. I create them to fit in with the article in question, not to be featured for some lame "award".

For two, I'm working with a trackpad. I understand that the images I create on AppleWorks Paint with a trackpad will come out horribly, so I try to enhance the effect. Contrary to your belief, I put a lot of effort into the images I make.

I'm sorry that I do not meet your expectations for Arbitrary Image Quality Standards. I won't try harder though cause I don't give a crap. I don't nominate my pictures for VFP and I don't support them being nominated. Hitlerbear was an exception and a direct result of Kakun's... hard... work. Al C'PWN was a favor for a friend, to go with the article. The source image was carefully selected and it was meant to be a cheap gag. I still think it's funny. But probably not deserving of feature. The penis screenshot was for the article... which is about how hilarious and witty penis jokes are. Extrapolate sarcasm plz. I forget if any of my other images have been nominated. If I need to justify myself further, please do let me know.

Have a good day. --KATIE!! 06:18, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

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