User:Some crazy guy/Security Rules
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These are the Security Rules. They are here for your safety.
- -1:Only designated Security Rulemakers can make new rules
- 0:Obey the Security Rules at all times, excluding extreme circumstances
- 1:Obey the law, when reasonable
- 6:Do not talk unnecessarily
- 7:Do not say "shut up" unnecessarily
- 51:No unauthorized boogying (without a permit)
This is due for expansion, peel your eyes.