User:SomeIdiot

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

SomeIdiot has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is cooler than you.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.