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Featured Stuff - now in anally-retentive chronological order.
Stuff I thought was Good at the time but no one else did: , UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis , A Right Royal Christmas , UnScripts:The 'Are You Being Served?' election special , UnNews: Alien Invasion Plans Revealed , Celebrity Chefs read the Nursery Rhyme Classics , Next Year's Australian Grand Prix, Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast, UnNews:Oil slick contaminated by wildlife,UnTweets: My Exam Hell, The Evolution of Modern Music, UnTunes:I won't survive, Bronco McStabber's Fudge Factory, UnNews:Lord's Prayer updated, UnTunes:Sunni and Shia, UnNews:Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 2 '(lead article on UnNews!), UnNews:Graceland II opens in Denmark, UnNews:British Guantanamo Bay denied, UnNews:English obscenity enters German language, UnNews:Egyptian military overthrow elected President to defend Democracy, UnNews:Wimbledon sponsors regret finalists neither prettier nor uglier, UnNews:Horse refused service at McDonalds, etiquette, The Doctor is IN
Stuff that may be worth reading: Classified ads of HISTORY TODAY , Trumpton , Talibanland ] , Viz (comic) , Totally Torah: Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers. , Unsongs:Bono Saves the babies , Dance and Sex: Partners in time., Armenia's Next Top Model
Stuff that could do with re-writing: Asterix the Gaul , Bagpuss , The Battle Of Stamford Bridge , Agincourt , Aardwolf , Mankini Atoll , David Livingstone , Richard the Lionheart , Bez , San Liechtenbourg , Halogens , The Fairy Tale Trials , MASH v Cheers
Possible coming attractions: Eldorado, Bermuda, blues boom, periodic table , Bounty Hunter, asterix re-write, Little Richard, siegfried and roy, Banana splits, my fair lady, Hernan Cortes, pizaro, conquistadors, rhioceros british heroes: benedict arnold, richard the third, re-write the lone ranger, User:Sog1970/362, Olympus Mount, Muppet show, wagner
Things i have started but may never finish User:Sog1970/1812:The British Invasion, User:Sog1970/Fairy Tales: A feminist analysis , Farmer ged, coe votes to winditselfup, captain cook, clown fish, ian anderson, chris columbus ] Fritz Haber, Thomas Midgley, eugene terreblanche (scurvy rickets, night blindness kwashiokor)
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