User:Sog1970/Interactive Periodic Table/B
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|“|| B is for Balls that bounce ever so high|
Or hang in a sack that gets stuck on your thigh.
Stretch them and rub them. Lick one or two.
But don’t suck them for long or you get covered with goo.
|“|| B is for a Bad Boy who’s taken away,|
When the police pay a visit and he studpily says,
He’ll show them some photos of him wearing nothing but skin,
With the shiny, red Balls of his Dad on his chin.
|“|| B is for Balloon that gets filled up with gas,|
And the "Banana" Father John puts up my ass.
And B is for Back which gets ever so sore,
When he rides me Bareback 'til my knees are rubbed raw.
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