User:Sog1970/Interactive Periodic Table/B

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Creepy-priest

When they took me away from my parents the Catholic Children's Home seemed the safest choice.


B is for Balls that bounce ever so high

Or hang in a sack that gets stuck on your thigh.

Stretch them and rub them. Lick one or two.

But don’t suck them for long or you get covered with goo.





B is for a Bad Boy who’s taken away,

When the police pay a visit and he studpily says,

He’ll show them some photos of him wearing nothing but skin,

With the shiny, red Balls of his Dad on his chin.

Condom-banana

Father John said fruit was good for wicked, little boys.





B is for Balloon that gets filled up with gas,

And the "Banana" Father John puts up my ass.

And B is for Back which gets ever so sore,

When he rides me Bareback 'til my knees are rubbed raw.

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