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edit uploaded pics

Are you planing to do anything with those? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:11, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Not unless I already did so. Just don't know how to find and delete them--Sog1970 08:05, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Try and tell us more about you on your talk page Sog1970. Interesting work.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:41, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm a 19 year old cheer-leader from Wisconsin. My hobbies are felching, pony-riding and negotiating detente between Israel and the Muslim world. I like puppies --Sog1970 08:05, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Well at least I know what 'felching' is - by looking it up on google. Ahem ! Ok..I only took notice because you have been writing history orientated articles which have caught my interest. I expect you are going to tell me sog is another sexual term that I am unfamiliar with ! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:47, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Nope. Sog is a nickname. Don't ask. I deny that it stands for Son Of God --Sog1970 09:18, 2 June 2009 (UTC) Actually, I'd do more Hisory but I fear all the articles would end up being essentially the same.--Sog1970 09:21, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

That can be a problem but often other writers can help turn a piece or make suggestions. I seem to recall you did some battles as well ?? . I am also guessing you are not a cheerleader either but the bit about reconciling Israel and the Muslim world sounds very plausible. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:11, 2 June 2009 (UTC) 1:08, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Nice work...

As the resident South African here i thought I should tell you... that Boer War article... it is really good. You should have it Peed. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:08, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

--Sog1970 15:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC) Thanks, but I'm a thick Welshman and I wouldn't know how

Well, I'm quite thick myself but I'd be happy to help if you have any questions. Your best bet would be to read the Beginner's Guide and get adopted. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:37, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

--Sog1970 21:30, 3 June 2009 (UTC) Okay, blame yourseelf then. I worked out what little I know about wiki formatting from copyong other people but I'm struggling with putting pictures into info boxes, or how to resize pictures to make them fit the text better. And I'm basically too lazy and stupid to go looking for pages of advice. Plus, I suppose I'd like to have stuff reviewed, assuming they'll all tell me how wonderful I am, but don't know how. BTW I'm not generally anti-south african - just living in Botswana gives you a different angle on RSA. --Sog1970 21:35, 3 June 2009 (UTC) Also, looked at your photoshop stuff - wish I had either the skill or imagination to do those. --Sog1970 21:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC) And in further addition because I know how rivetted you must be - I had this idea about starting alist of collective nouns - A vomit of students etc- of which I once had a long list, some of which may even have been funny. But I figure this would never be more than a stub so how do I recruit additions?

Woody's comment below is some sound advice, I know it is a pain to read but it is all pretty simple once you get the hang of it. I didn't know any wikiformatting when I got here but I learned by reading the Beginner's Guide, I have a very helpfull adoptive father and asking questions of talk pages usually gets a good answer once you get past the initial sarcasm. As for pictures, to quote Modus:
First, save the file to your own personal computer, right there on its harddrive, then upload the pic to Uncyc's spacious and luxuriously appointed server.
Images go on pages like this
Full size [[Image:Babygrump.jpg]]
With a caption (XXXpx is the displayed image width in pixels} [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|thumb|XXXpx|caption]]
Right (or left. Center too.) [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|100px|right]]
You can add more than one option, for instance: [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|right|thumb|100px|Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.]]

Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.

appears on the page like this:
There's also this, which explains a bunch of things.
Another important thing to read is HTBFANJS. It is very educational.
As for your list idea, lists are generally frowned on around here and I don't really write much, if you get adopted your adopter might be able to help with that.
As for the anti-SouthAfrican thing, I'm not offended at all, I'm from there and I have a warped opinion of the place.
And thanks for the potatochop compliment, if you ever need a custom image go to UN:PIC or leave a message on my talk page. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Just a few things

Hey, just a heads up, put your signature on the end of all your posts. If you want, you can sign using just four tildes (~) like this ~~~~ at the end of all of your posts. That will leave your signature and timestamp. Also, your posts are running together right now. Easiest way to fix that is to reply to someone else by puting a colon in front of your post.

Like this.
Followed by this
Or even this.

Sonje is right, take some time to read the Beginner's Guide, and you shouldn't have any problems. It's mighty helpful. Any other questions, just let me know, or get yourself an adopter. Good luck! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:52, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Boer War

I like this ! One minor change I would make is to replace 'Kaffirs'. It is ok to use in the context of a speech or document , or a pseudo-historical setting that is time dated to that era but otherwise I think it doesn't sit well with the rest of it and could be replaced. Let me know what you think otherwise I would like to nominate it for VFH.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 14:57, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Just an add. It has to go via Pee thing first but otherwise I can't see any other problem with it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 14:58, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

--Sog1970 17:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Thanks. But I'd sufficiently dim that I don't know how to submit things to pee review. Editted the piece though.

Things only have to be reviewed before VFH if the author of the article is nominating them. Romartus, you could still nominate it if you want. Sog, the review page is here, and all you have to do is follow the little paragraph or so of instructions down at the bottom of the page, and your article will be submitted for a hopefully speedy review. Also, nice work I've seen, I came here to compliment you on that Mrs God's blog page. Kudos =) -RAHB 22:07, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
--Sog1970 22:14, 4 June 2009 (UTC) That's very kind. I didn't think antone would actually see that one.
I agree, that's another VFH candidate. Would someone adopt this guy already! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it's pretty clever. As an admin, I generally monitor all of the new articles, so I was bound to see it. But yours was one of the rare 1% that I enjoyed, and wasn't a candidate for deletion. (Sonje, I hope you realize that's the second edit conflict I've gotten today. No big deal, I'm only going to have to kill you in cold blood) -RAHB 22:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I think I'd get some kind of sick pleasure out of being murdered in cold blood by you RAHB. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:20, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't want to know about your strange South-African fetishes, Sonje. I've got plenty trouble keeping up with my own strange South-Californian fetishes. Seriously. If I let them out of my site for one second, they completely tear the place apart. And good luck explaining something like that to your landlord. -RAHB 22:35, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Article move

It appears that User:Sog1970Boer War was in the wrong location. I went ahead and moved it to its proper location User:Sog1970/Boer War (and I also removed a link to a non-existent category, those mess up wiki maintenance). The difference is the backlash; its now in your userspace as a subpage, it was a userpage of an unregistered user where it was at. --Mnb'z 18:40, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

--Sog1970 10:11, 6 June 2009 (UTC) Thanks, I thought someone had eaten it

edit British moon landings... a work of sheer, unadulterated genius which I dearly wish I had thought of. Can't wait to read the finished article - looks like a sure-fire win on VFH to me, assuming there is any justice in this world. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:30, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

--Sog1970 20:39, 9 June 2009 (UTC)Thanks, I'm not sure I really know what to do with it. I'll persevere now, however

Congratulations on the new feature... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Once more.

Hey Sog. I think most of your articles around here are looking great. You seem to be a very very talanted writer. Good work. I hope it won't offend you to ask that you look over what I wrote up above. Just the two simple things. You should sign your wall posts at the end of the post, and not the begining. Easiest way to do that is just put four ~ at the end, like this: ~~~~~. Putting that at the end will sign and timestamp your post. Second, if you are replying to a post by someone else, we generally indent our posts to break up different people's posts. To do this, just put a Colon ( : ) in front of what you write. So, if I were to reply to my own message, I would do so.....

Like this. I just put a : in front of "Like" and it indents it for me. Look at the code if you need to. It's very simple but it is the best way to break up different people's posts.

Past that, you are doing a fantastic job around here. Please keep up the very good work. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:59, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Since you were deprived of your NoTM nomination...

I wouldn't worry too much though, if you carry on writing the way you have been you are bound to get a WotM nom in due course, which is way better anyway. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:10, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I took the liberty of updating your star. I ripped off made the image and Sonje removed the white background for me. I think you and Miley are the first to get this (technically you got the ninjastar award first, and Miley got the ninjastar first, if that makes any sense). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:01, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

edit I made you a pic for Talibanland...


What do you think? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:19, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Template spam

Snow white2 The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

Pleased to meet you! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:17 17 June 2009

edit On reviews and such

Hey Sog, Saber here. I noticed you did a couple of reviews over at PR. That's good, but did you read the guidelines? Typically, people want more than just a few lines of dialogue, and while it's good you're doing some reviews and helping to clear the queue, you need to spend a little more time on them. Don't take this as a demand for you to stop reviewing- you can review all you want, but try to be more in-depth and offer specific solutions. Cheers, and I hope to see you around the wiki! Saberwolf116 13:13, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Congrats

On your first feature. If you want, add this to your page:

Saberwolf116 16:32, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Incase my vote comment wasn't clear I loved that article. Congratulations!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:43 18 June 2009

Congrats too on your first nom feature as well. I was checking what you have, that is a lot of articles in such a short time. Were these some you had written before elsewhere or were lying in a draw ?? Doesn't matter as I have been impressed by your output ! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:46, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Very good writings indeed. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:50, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
No, apart from the 3 or 4 from last year I've just been doing 1 a day for a while. I'm easily bored--Sog1970 09:52, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

edit WOTM Nom

I have been very impressed with what you have written Sog. If Sonje doesn't nominate you for WOTM for July - I will ..----LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:27, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Dude, I am going to haunt recent changes on the 1st of July and the moment this month's nominations are clear I am gonna nom that page so hard... ahem... I mean, don't worry Rom, I'm on it :) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:59, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Oresome

Ahh i see your point lol... I still digs it either way, time for Nom Nom Nom (Apples). Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM)

edit hey

Did you make those pictures for User:Sog1970/ Animals that should exist? --Docile hippopotamus 11:05, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

No, wish I could. I just came across them on the net, liberated them and started thinking about what i might do with some or all of them. There are some other ones I haven't uploaded yet - want to do the avian-mammals first. --Sog1970 11:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

edit You've got PEE!

I have a feeling that this belongs to you.

You've just been PEE'd upon by PuppyOnTheRadio. If you appreciated his PEEing, then feel free to vote on him at NotM, or vote upon his work up for VFH. If you didn't appreciate his PEE, please kindly ignore this message. Pup 04:32, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

You whore things a lot, don't you POTR? Staircase CUNt 04:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Whores... we don't need no stinking whores!
Usually only if I've done a favour for somebody. Otherwise it's just my sig, which I intend to unwhorify shortly anyway - probably later this afternoon once I've decided what I want to do with it... Mind you, I whore significant amount less than some others, and I've curbed some of my earlier greater n00bish moments. Pup 04:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Uh huh. Staircase CUNt 04:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I already did. So shut it. Staircase CUNt 04:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Bowing to public pressure to be a good boy... Pup 12:02, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Your article

I shifted it here, as it wasn't correctly in userspace. Looks like another good idea, from the briefest of glances. You're on a bit of a roll, aren't you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:08, Jul 9

Or here even! Got to keep you guessing now... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:16, Jul 9
He's right, you know. It would appear that I suck. Whaddaya know? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:21, Jul 10
No problem. I finished and moved it again --Sog1970 09:00, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

edit The popularity of war

Found some featured images you might want to use.

Gandhi first blood 1

--Docile hippopotamus 02:22, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

And I threw a couple of suggestions on your talk page for it... This is a popular page already. Let me know when you've pub;isjed as (assuming it has gotten to a fantastic level) I'd actually like to nom it for VFH. --Pup 02:36, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

edit What I did with my hos, or something like that.

Okay, I'm not doing a full review as they take too damned long to complete, but a quick thumbnail review.

The concept is good. I like the setup/intro that you have at the start. I don't know if I would be including the "woe betide me" bit as you're bringing in a voice from a third party into the piece in the introduction. It's effectively introducing the character by proxy who then you don't mention again. The rest of it is good as it gives a catalyst for the following, but that one phrase doesn't suit the voice for the remainder.

The older brother inclusion I loved, along with the idea of the family being white trash. If you haven't seen this before, then have a look at my trailer park. I kept thinking of this while reading through your piece. I don't think it's as polished as your article, but I'm sure you'll recognise the similarities.

Now the best thing about this is that I'm a white Australian, looking a piece that is Canadian Anglo-Welsh, having it remind me of something that is distinctly American. Does that answer your question about it being too Anglo-centric?

Beyond that the only other creative element I would potentially put in here is the occasional mispeling misspelling.

But I'd suggest throw this one up for PEEreview and see what comes back as the feedback, and then work it from there. I don't think it's quite at FA level yet, but it's not far from it. (Although there have been a couple of things featured in the past that I would suggest putting up for VFD, so while I'm happy to give advice on what can be done with an article, I'm not always the best judge of what is popular.) Pup t 02:43, 26/07/2009

edit Quick PEE

ThinkerToilet The article Dance and Sex: Partners in time. has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk)
Version as at 28 July 2009 PEE review

Keep in mind this is a quick one so it may not be up to my usual standard. Pup t 02:44, 28/07/2009

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Boer Wars, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

MadMax 22:13, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Punk Floyd

Hope you don't take the against vote badly, what I think would really make a huge difference is the intro being changed a little. It leads in too directly at the moment (and I don't feel this is self-referential, or is it?). I feel it should introduce what "Punk Floyd" is (to a hypothetical retard) rather than jumping straight into talking about what they did. The article as a whole is awesome (I'm more a fan of the earlier stuff than the prog stuff, so I appreciate things like See Emily Die, very nice touch). --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 08:59, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Hell yes Sog, the new version is now very featureworthy, that's exactly what it needed. Changing my vote and everything now--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 11:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for making Six Hats a feature...

...and this is where I'm supposed to have made a really exciting template, but it's easier for me to just write this once and then cut and paste it a bunch of times. Pup t 09:29, 11/08/2009

edit Thanks

edit I thought I'd bring the conversation over here

Hey, in regards to what I said on VFH, I have no issue with your asking, and I have the same reaction to when people do similar comments on my stuff. I read the PEE on this, and I gave you feedback separately. The reason why I put the comment about the "right place" for feedback is because it's written somewhere (and I still cannot recall where, but I'll find it when I have a chance) and because it's a little self defeating. Because what you write is this:
I pity the fool who don't think this is a shit hot article. You got something to say, come and say it to my face. Feel the pain!
What people hear is:
I'm a whining babyface who has his panties in a twist because you're all being meanie poo-bums and I don't like you any more and I'm taking my bat and ball and going home.
Now I don't think you're whining or anything to that effect, but somebody criticised me when I put a similar comment down on one of my VFHs, and I dont want to see you unfairly criticised for honestly asking for feedback - I'd rather that people judge your article on the strength of your article. (Which is so close to being a feature, it would be a bitch to have it knocked back because of some stupid knee-jerk reaction to your asking for feedback.)
Oh, and TFK is being a little gung-ho on people putting comments down badly in VFH, so make sure you don't mess up the numbering when you do. I got told off the other day for that too. (I get told off for a lot, when I think about it.) Pup t 10:20, 12/08/2009

Couldn't disagree more. I'm not asking people to change vote, or telling them they're wrong or stupid. I just want people to have the courage to give a reason. If they have no reason they shouldn't vote at all--Sog1970 14:24, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

The thing is Sog, and it's frustrating I know, nobody's obligated to explain their vote on VFH. Ever. That's just the way it is and always has been. Starting a fuss about it will only go badly for anybody who tries. If you really are curious about the reasoning behind any particular vote, you'll have far more luck just dropping a polite note on the voter's talk page. Even then though, nobody's obligated to respond. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:23, 12 Aug
Not starting a fuss. Just thanked people for explaining, actually, I agree with you. But MNBz has voted against everything of mine that's been nominated and the only reason she ever gave was that she dislikes nudity! Makes you wonder.--Sog1970 21:28, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
I didn't mean you were, I just meant in general. And I wouldn't worry about mnbv~~z, he's just a hard one to get a for out of. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:33, 12 Aug
Um, I'm a man, why did you think I was a woman? (Also, how come so many people abbreviate my username? Its real easy to spell unless you have a Dvorak keyboard.) --Mn-z 04:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Maybe because you object to the sight of pert female buttocks so strongly--Sog1970 21:50, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Honestly don't care if she doesn't vote for. Plenty of people voted against Toothfairy and I moaned not at all. I'd just like people to have the balls to justify their vote. I wouldn't dream of voting against someone without saying why. It's just gutless--Sog1970 21:40, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Usually it's just simply "didn't make me laugh". Subjective humor and all. Whenever I don't comment that's usually the reason, and I'd suspect it's the same with most other people. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:43, 12 Aug
Yup, I'm probably being a numpty. Anyway, if you have a spare 5 minutes have a look at User:Sog1970/ Gotham City Tourist Information. It's a work in progress but anopinion couldn't hurt.--Sog1970 21:46, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Will do, as soon as I have more free time. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:55, 12 Aug

edit Richard the Lionheart

Hi Soggy. I nommed that one. It looked fine to me .--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 14:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. I still think it's a bit long but i haven't the will to edit it--Sog1970 08:13, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

edit What I did on my hols

I noticed (just now, actually) the comment you left on the article's VFH page. Since, as a writer, I absolutely hate it when people vote Against my articles without justifying why, I thought I'd explain my vote here.

Now, I must admit that a large amount of my Against vote had to do not with the article's quality, but with my own personal tastes. I'm one of those people who finds vulgar-type humor really unappealing. As soon as I saw the "Not Safe For Work" template, I was somewhat put off. I found the line "makes the milk look like diarrhea" and the constant bits about masturbation and the naked fat women (as well as numerous other things) not funny, but vulgar, and, dare I say, stupid (at least, again, according to my own tastes). If I wanted to be less constructive and more insulting, I'd some your article up with the words "Welsh Adam Sandler Movie Without Adam Sandler." Now, I know you wrote this in a satirical, self-aware-type way, but that still doesn't change the fact that the whole thing comes off as being incredibly lowbrow, and in the bad sort of way (this, again, according to my own sensibilities).

In terms of the 'quality' question, there wasn't much wrong. I thought your picture placement was extremely poor (all on the right side, all jumbled and different sizes, with the final one just hanging there, going far below where the text actually ends), but that's more of a nitpick than anything else. I also thought the constant bolding of things was both unnecessary and inconsistently done, but, again, that's really just a nitpick.

All-in-all, I try to avoid voting Against whenever possible, because as someone who has stuff make it to VFH a lot, I know as well as anyone how fucking annoying a needless Against vote on the would-be eve of a feature can be. However, in the case of your article, between my offputedness and the (admittedly trifling) formatting issues, I had to vote Against. Sorry. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:40, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

fair enough but a "Juvenile, lowbrow and badly formatted" would have at least let me know why. I might have done something about the formatting, though not the juvenile, lowbrow-ness as that's rather the point. I was more irritated with people simply saying "As per you" when you hadn't actually said anything. That really sucks--Sog1970 08:44, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Though, actually I think things look neater with the pictures all on the right and the last one may hang free on your browser, but doesn't on mine.

Yeah, "Per X Users" are really annoying. And I have a 17" monitor, so that's probably why the last image hangs. Thanks for understanding, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:28, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

edit A bit late but...

I was wondering if you liked your blurb on the front page. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:17, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Loved the Prisoner , especially as I used to live next to Port Meirion so I practically am Patrick McGoohan now that he's dead

Good! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 11:05, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Empire of Knowledge

Hope thepic was all right. Can I nom Sack of Rome again yet?

--I'mthedaddy 13:03, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit Thanking you for your vote on Psyché

User:POTR/Psyche Pup t 22:26, 8/09/2009

edit Thank you from POOF

User:POTR/POOF Pup t 11:12, 13/09/2009

edit Flash: Flash Gordon Pee Reviewed

At the request of User:I'mthedaddy, I did a Pee Review of Flash Gordon based on revision 4103367 (Revision as of 20:18, September 13, 2009). It took me longer than 24 hours to get to it, but is quicker than I promised. I saw some fancy template for saying this, but don't know where it is. In any case, I hope the review helps. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:09, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

This is in regard to our discussion on my user page about whether or not to mention President Franklin Delano Roosevelt as being the current president in the Flash Gordon article. I said I didn't think that worked, and you had said Wikipedia put them in "modern day", being the 1930s, which would include FDR.

According to Wikipedia, "In this series, Flash, Dale, and Dr. Zarkov worked for the Galaxy Bureau of Investigation, approximately 1200 years in the future." But the various versions of Flash Gordon weren't at all consistent on their timeline, and the parts of the Uncyclopedia article I liked the best set it in the 1930s, so ignore my unhelpful comment about not mentioning Roosevelt--sorry about that. Use him if you will. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:40, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

I'm responding to your comment on my user page about Flash Gordon here so you'll see it. I'll definitely check out the current version of FG. And in answer to your question, I am still nominated as NotM, but you really don't have to feel obligated to vote for me even if you do like they way I PEE did your Pee Review. Vote as you see fit. I know I can vote for myself, but don't plan to--I'm too new to know if I deserve it or not. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:20, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Doesn't look like you need my vote but you get it anyway
Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:31, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Flash Gordon got my vote, and not because you voted for me (frankly, I voted for before I even read this, and as the comment is unsigned, I'm still not sure who voted, but that's OK). I'm glad my Pee Review helped, and I like the article much, much better. And your rewording of the caption to the Roosevelt-spaceship photo turned something I didn't like into something I do. I just made a few minor grammar and spelling fixes--check and see if I screwed anything up. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:38, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Perfect Timing on Getting this article featured: Ming the Merciless, Flash Gordon's arch enemy, was just named one of the greatest Sci-Fi movie villians of all time: WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:37, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit The Who: My Re-Generation

I read your article. This may be an example of a great-sounding idea that's extremely difficult to pull off. I loved the beginning, and in fact laughed at the title--love it. But unfortunately you may have a situation where only people who are both rabid Who fans and rabid Doctor Who fans will get it. Mixing two different things like this is very tricky in a encyclopediac format. I noticed your Who parts are a great deal more detailed than your Doctor Who parts, and of course you explained you know more about the group than the Doctor. Personally, I suspect this could work as a short article with references that even casual fans would get (I don't know enough about the Who to get many of the references). But I don't know how to pull it off at its current length. Maybe as a short UnBook or something? I'm not saying it couldn't be done as a long article, I just don't know how. And unfortunately I don't know Who could help. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:49, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

I Pee Reviewed The_Who:_My_Re-Generation. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:06, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

edit Marble Thanks

Marble Madness John Smith would like to thank you!

For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation).

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:22 23 September 2009

edit Thanks!

Poirot My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case!

Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was.
"If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped."
Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:37, Sep 24

edit david blaine formatting

i've gone a done a format fix-up on your david blaine unnews. basically, we like paragraph format better than line-by-line. are you ok with the changes? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:33, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Fair enough. I just did it the way I thought looked nicer--Sog1970 07:19, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

well i am the sworn mortal enemy of whitespace, so i needed to clean it up before i voted for it, which i am going to double check whether i did or not right now. good job sir! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:34, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit A word from your new insect computer WotM

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:09 1 Oct 2009]

edit Noob Tanks

Voting thanks Why do I need to provide this?
My Mommy says always say
Thank You
for voting for Why?
as Noob of the Month
for September 2009.

edit Thanks for...

User:POTR/Template:Lateral Thanking Pup t 03:59, 20/10/2009

edit Sog1970's bee says

Sun bee cave Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:38, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Your Top Armenian Model Pee Review

I Pee Reviewed Armenia's Next Top Model based on version 4168703 of 11:50, October 19, 2009. Hope this helps! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:08, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

As you responded to my comments on my talk page so I'd see them, I posted a response there. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:41, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

edit Talk page spam

Love, WHY do I not know??? and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:38, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit Proofread Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage

I proofread Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage. You might want to look it over and see if there's anything I "fixed" that shouldn't have been--I'm not very familiar with Welsh English. On one note, I don't believe jails in America go to maximum security. Someone like this would be in maximum security prison. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:04, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

ThinkerToilet The article MASH v Cheers has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk)
Version as at 01 November 2009 PEE review


edit Thanks!

ChiefjusticeDS Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October

Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own.

--ChiefjusticeDS 19:01, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit I raped your user space

Just thought I'd let you know I fixed two double redirects at User:Sog1970/The Duke of Endinburgh Award and User talk:Sog1970/The Duke of Endinburgh Award and single redirected them to The Duke of Edinburgh Award. I just saved your soul from double, double Hell, so I hope you're grateful. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:38, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what this means. But diolch yn fawr. Give yourself a pat on the back. --Sog1970 09:20, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[13:55 3 Nov 2009]

edit Thanks!

edit Thanks!

TPBlogo Avast!

We at The Pirate Bay thank you for your support of our operations! If ever you find yourself in Sweden, drop by the Bay and enjoy our hospitality.
--Andorin Kato 07:25, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

edit Santa

Unless you really want to see the article reviewed, tell me, and I'll just nominate it for feature. I don't know why an obviously good article like that should be reviewed. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 13:27, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

If you just spell check it then? I'm too lazy to do it. Otherwise it's feature ready I'd say. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:54, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Done nominating. Should you take it off of Pee until the voting is done? Well of course it can be peed but not changed before that. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:56, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

edit New Threat To Christmas

Just wanted to add my congratulations for an article well done. My Tree! 19:13, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Comrad

Malema Tired Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009

--BlueSpiritGuy 10:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

edit Proofreading Santa

I did some small proofreading to New Threat to Christmas. I wanted to let you know because some of my changes reflect styles common to some parts of the world and not others. I noticed your user page identifies you as UK, but much of the style in this is typical of the USA. If you don't like any or all of what I've done, feel free to change it. Happy Christmas! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:02, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

No, that's fine. though in my head the elf was a British Union leader of the 1970's like Jack Jones.--Sog1970 10:53, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Ah. I was thinking Jack Jones, the 1960s American singer. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:27, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit The Rough Guide to Gotham City is a piece of...

epicness. Are you going to Nom it for highlight someday? Cause I would totally vote for. --Matfen 22:41, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hall of Pain

I updated your Hall entry. Dad would be so proud. I think I'll nominate Gotham too, just to make that guy happy. And to annoy you. Nadolig Llawen, mon frere.

And rydw yn hoffi coffi to you also --Sog1970 17:33, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Don't suppose you want to nom CCTV nativity? Otherwise, by the time it's reviewed it'll be Christmas. I have no shame. --Sog1970 18:00, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit Re from the Pole, penis or whatever

You're welcomed. I really like this article. Put on the VFH and you got my vote. Cheers. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 12:37, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

edit I'm annoyed


edit Pee Review

Don't eat it all at once! --Matfen 23:24, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hanna Barbera's "Gangs of New York"

edit Did You Know That

  • You, sir, made me laugh more than any other writer here (except Modusoperandi)?
  • You, sir, are absolutely awesome?
  • I'm going to nom and vote for you, sir, for Writer of the Year?
  • I want you, sir, to write a new article, due by the new year's midnight?
  • Failure to deliver a masterpiece on time is punishable by forced viewing of Teletubbies? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 20:33 • Wednesday, 30-12-2009

edit nOOb

Thank you for your vote for me, I feel all noobly inside. Either from your vote, or the squid and applesauce I ate for dinner. Appreciated. Aleister in Chains 00:03, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

edit Your Almost Ready To Archive This Talk Page!

Jack Black & Elmo

Thanks For Buying Our Book!
Me and Elmo take bodily functions seriously and If you enjoyed Menstruation: A Guide For Men, be sure to check out these other books in our series:
Why Is There Blood In My Toilet? BOOGER! (With Oscar The Grouch)

A couple more gigantic templates and you've got a winner here.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:56, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Messyhouse7 Thank You For Finally Taking Out The Trash
Unfortunately, the situation in the kitchen has not changed. I made it a point to not create a single dirty dish in this sink for the very purpose of demonstrating to you that the mess in the kitchen is not somehow our problem but is, in fact, your problem. Technically, that makes it my problem as well but said problem is one of inconvenience as opposed to the complete negligence inherent in your failure to clean up after yourself. It's also come to my attention that you and your friends have been urinating in the kitchen sink, despite the fact that it's full of dirty dishes. while your reluctance to touch the dishes is understandable it does not form a basis for me to empathize with you. While I shouldn't be bargaining with you again, I'll agree to clear a path to the bathroom sink so that everyone will have a place to urinate. All you need to do is simply dispose of the dirty dishes. We'll buy more at the flea market.

Well, here's another. In my hibernation I missed out on your rise here and hopefully I'll get a look at your older stuff as soon my writing frenzy calms down. I'm a habitual speed past the roses person.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:03, January 6, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks for voting Symbol for vote For. HowTo:Make a B-Movie Monster! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:01, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Next Year's Australian Grand Prix

Hi Sog. I really like this story but looks unfinished. Also perhaps the title should be changed to the Formula Wacky 2010 Season or something like that. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:16, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Will you stop that?

Grrr! Pup

edit A bouncy thanks!

Unbookwilson Chuck would like to thank you!

Symbol for vote For. finding his Story so firm, so round and so... attractive.

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 17:57, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pee Review of Spock's Baby Book

I Pee Reviewed Dr Spock's “The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care” based on version 4313358 of 22:00, January 3, 2010. I hope this helps! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:22, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Spooky... you've recently written the Common Sense Guide to Child and Baby Care, because I've been at work on the Uncyclopedia Guide to Childcare. Looks like I'm going to need to change my title - luckily they seem different enough to both exist! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:02, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit I have a request

This article of mine needs proofreading, some rewording, reformatting and a couple of your witty jokes. Would you please do it? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 15:11 • Sunday, 10-01-2010

edit GoNY nom

No problem, you've got yourself another awesome article there. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 23:12, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit THEN...........


What's next? I have no idea! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:43, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Uhm

Oh, too bad I was not online yesterday. You should have booked the review without asking me about that ;). But seems that Moose's already booked it so no problem I guess. Anyway, thanks for the offer :) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 08:37, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit Collab

I'm currently working on this, would you like to join me and call it a collab? FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:50 • Friday, 15-01-2010

edit You're awesome

I've liked your style ever since I read British Moon Landings, Lady Gardening and Mrs God's Blog. I feel quite honoured writing with you. :) FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:07 • Sunday, 17-01-2010

It's a nice idea and it was fun to work on. No one ever said they were honoured by anything associated with me before. i may have to blush.--Sog1970 16:10, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

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