User:Sofia

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Sophia (Nude)

Bitch stole my name.

ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
bl-N This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.
enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
[[Asshat ah-0]] This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
bs-0 This user does not understand Bullsh!t and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers.
re-G This user does not speak Recondite English and furthermore believes Recondite English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Recondite English.
rh-P This f****r speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
fur-G This user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.
Brain This user's IQ is higher than 130 or something.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
Sergeant
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cannabagreen This user is Canadian
...and stands for truth,
universal health care
and HOCKEY games!

(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)


LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks her ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Adult neon This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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To everyone who will listen to me, please do not go here because Sofia is the worst! None of her entries are ever funny after the first sentence. She is a total piece of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF HER!!!!!!!

For example, she makes fun of Canada and many other countries. World terrorists who wreak havoc are judged as world leaders! Celebrities such as Bob Saget are treated as dictators! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk is she? If you like here that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start kitten huffing to make yourself feel better.

Sofia sucks. Her ideas about humour are lame. I suspect her of being a sophomoric lower being, possibly a Canadian, who still has not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Alanis Morisette song...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but she are far, far more evil than Jimbo Wales and Wikipedia. Why? Because she is a control freak humour FASCIST. The only purpose for Sofia is to let an internet fASCIST spend all her days e-burning e-pages. It's true and she knows it. Don't e-lynch me because she's in denial. Have you even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Buttmunchers. Oh. She is a buttmuncher. Oscar Wilde? Who gives a shit? Not funny in any sense ever. Her injokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. Zork? Stop masturbating or you'll need brail computers. What's up with her? Is she high? I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

I HATE SOFIA!! I HATE SOFIA!! I HAET SOFIA!! I HAET SOFIA!! I HAET SOFIA!!

sofia. 21:10, 23 February 2009 (UTC)


HATE HATE HAT!!!!!

SOFIA IS A BUNCH OF POOPY!!!!
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