User:Soda Ex Machina

An odd little lurker/polychromatically haired freak.

Uncyclopedia:Babel en-N This user is a native speaker of English. es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. vg-P This f****r speaks Vogon heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer. This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is a pyromaniac. This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)